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A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

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I will reblog this every single time

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theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

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hailrian:

I like to pretend I’m a hardcore bitch and I don’t give a single fuck but inside I’m scared of everything omfg

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

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thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

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theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them

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ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

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cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

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